HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012

Jan Lokpall Bill

Jan Lokpall Bill !!!!!

What is the Jan Lokpall Bill..? Why it is Important?
Anna Hazare, he is the first man who started to fight against corruption,
to bring a strong jan lokpall bill in the parliament. But any one knows what
is Jan Lokpall Bill..?


Jan Lokapall Bill is a draft anti corruption bill drawn up by prominent
Civil society activist seeking the appointment of a Jan Lokpall, an Independent
body that would investigate corruption cases complete a investigation within a year
and gets over in the next one year.


Drafted by justice santosh hegde, Prashanth bhushan and Arvind kejriwal.
The draft bill is a system where any person found guilty would go to jail within two
years within a complaint made and his ill-gotten wealth being confiscated..
Retired IPS officer Kiran Bedi, and ther known people like Swami Agnivesh,
Shri Shri Ravi Shankar, Anna Hazare, Mallika Sarabhai are also the part of the movement

called "India Against Corruption" We have all came together to force,Request government
to pass strong Jan Lokpall Bill. We feel that if these Bill is passed there would create
an effective deterrance against CORRUPTION.


Anna Hazare, anti corruption crusader went on a fast to death, till the
bill is not pass in the parliament. The government agreed to set up a joint commettee
with an equal number of members From the government and civil
society to draft the Lokpall Bill together. The two sides met several times
but could not agree on fundamentals element like including PM under the purview of
Lokpall. Eventually both sides drafted their own version of BILL.

Team ANNA calls the government vesion the Joke Lokpall Bill.
Anna hazare declared that he would start another fast in delhi on auguest 16.
Hours before he would begin his hunger strike police arrested ANNA hazare.


Salient Features Of Jan Lokpall Bill


1. An institution called LOKPAL at the centre and LOKAYUKTA in each state will be set up

2. Like Supreme Court and Election Commission, they will be completely independent of the governments. No minister or bureaucrat will be able to influence their investigations.


3. Cases against corrupt people will not linger on for years anymore: Investigations in any case will have to be completed in one year. Trial should be completed in next one year so that the corrupt politician, officer or judge is sent to jail within two years.


4. The loss that a corrupt person caused to the government will be recovered at the time of conviction.


5. How will it help a common citizen: If any work of any citizen is not done in prescribed time in any government office, Lokpal will impose financial penalty on guilty officers, which will be given as compensation to the complainant.


6. So, you could approach Lokpal if your ration card or passport or voter card is not being made or if police is not registering your case or any other work is not being done in prescribed time. Lokpal will have to get it done in a month’s time. You could also report any case of corruption to Lokpal like ration being siphoned off, poor quality roads been constructed or panchayat funds being siphoned off. Lokpal will have to complete its investigations in a year, trial will be over in next one year and the guilty will go to jail within two years.


7. But won’t the government appoint corrupt and weak people as Lokpal members? That won’t be possible because its members will be selected by judges, citizens and constitutional authorities and not by politicians, through a completely transparent and participatory process.


8. What if some officer in Lokpal becomes corrupt? The entire functioning of Lokpal/ Lokayukta will be completely transparent. Any complaint against any officer of Lokpal shall be investigated and the officer dismissed within two months.


9. What will happen to existing anti-corruption agencies? CVC, departmental vigilance and anti-corruption branch of CBI will be merged into Lokpal. Lokpal will have complete powers and machinery to independently investigate and prosecute any officer, judge or politician.


10. It will be the duty of the Lokpal to provide protection to those who are being victimized for raising their voice against corruption.

Why Lokpal needed..?
There are lots of corruption activities all over the country, only few of them got revealed. CBI is there but it works under the wings of Central
Government, so it is not possible to expect action against a central minister in name of corruption or any other illegal activity. Action against
them would happen very rarely. If Lokpal is proposed, it is an independent body, it allows to take action against corruption on any politician,
even though the individual holding a portfolio in the cabinet.

MERRY CHRISTMAS FRIENDS

Something informative

Something informative.

This information is useful.......

Have U ever heard abou...t LPG cylinder's expiry date....!!

Do you know that there is an expiry date (physical life) for LPG cylinders? Expired Cylinders are not safe for use and may cause accidents. In this regard, please be cautious at the time of accepting any LPG cylinder from the vendor.

Here is how we can check the expiry of LPG cylinders:

On one of three side stems of the cylinder, the expiry date is coded alpha numerically as follows A or B or C or D and some two digit number following this e.g. D06.

The alphabets stand for quarters -

1. A for March (First Qtr),

2. B for June (Second Qtr),

3. C for Sept (Third Qtr),

4. D for December (Fourth Qtr).

The digits stand for the year till it is valid. Hence D06 would mean December qtr of 2006.

Please Return Back the Cylinder that you get with a Expiry Date, they are prone to Leak and other Hazardous accidents...

The second example with D13 allows the cylinder

to be in use Up to Dec 2013.

Kindly pass this on,

for creating awareness

FACEBOOK WILL END ON MARCH 15th, 2012!

FACEBOOK WILL END ON MARCH 15th, 2012!

Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March of 2012. Managing the site has become too stressful.

“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”

Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th of next year, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts. That gives users (and Facebook addicts) a year to adjust to life without Facebook.

“After March 15th, 2012 the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back after Facebook goes out of business.”

Zuckerberg said the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.

“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”

Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.

“What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”

However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.

“I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,” said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. “Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.”

Important message for girls user of facebook

hey frnds tel girls to remove all their pictures frm facebook....... .. some bastards r making wrong videos of girls who r in fb.....200 ids of girls hasbeen hacked in bangalore...... .so take care of urself.....send to ur frnds,sis or cousins....its a news from Times of india(17th nov)........plz dnt ignore......... ......share to ur wall to create awareness...... ..............plz post dis s ur status.....

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Against Domestic Violence

She got flowers! It wasn't her birthday or any other special day.

They had their first fight and he said many cruel things that really hurt her. 
She knows that he is sorry and that he would not say them again because he sent her flowers.

She received flowers again! It was not for their anniversary or any other special day.

Last night, he pushed her against a wall and started to choke her. It seemed like a nightmare, 
she couldn't believe it was real. 
When she woke the next morning her body was painful and bruised. 
She knows that he must be sorry because he sent her flowers to forgive.

She received flowers yet again! And this was not mother's day or any other special day.

Once again, he has beaten her, it was much more violent than other times. 
If She leaves, what would she do? How would she care for her children? 
And financial problems? She is afraid of him but is scared to go. 
But she knows that he must be sorry because, as usual, he sent her flowers to forgive.

Today, was a very special day! 
She have received piles of bouquets of flowers from all those who knew her and who loved her!

Today was her funeral. 
Last night, he finally killed her. He beat her to death. 
If only She had found enough courage to leave, 
She would have not received so many flowers today!


Share if you're Against Domestic Violence. Enough is enough!


A child who has become a man be same and who has seen and survived such drama!

supreme court announcement

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Beer is cheaper than Petrol

WITH ALL THE CORRUPTION, INFLATION AND PRICE RISES GOING AROUND.. IS THIS WHAT COMING IN YOUR MIND???? :P

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Pls spread this message... It will help us all!! Be human. -_-

Extreme Engineering..!!

Extreme Engineering..!!

THE NAKED TRUTH OF MEDIA AND CONGRESS

****SHARE THIS TO SHOW THE NAKED TRUTH OF MEDIA AND CONGRESS****


                 ******HAIL CONGRESS AND THERE MEDIA******


Sonia gandhi spends 1800 crores in her personal foreign 


tours,not a single news. Kiran Bedi saves 18000 becomes 


breaking news that Kiran Bedi is involved in Corruption .

equations:

Equations! - This is the best I have read in a LONG time
Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++
Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together

some inspirational quotes

‎"Take the first step in faith. You don't 

have to see the whole staircase.

Just take the first step."

man at the age of 24-25

24-25 is not a nice age for a man.... your ex-gfs are getting married , Your career has just started, Elders treat you as unproven theorems, College guys feel that you are too old to have in there group... You seem to enjoy both cartoon and news. You can no longer eat whatever you wish without putting on weight. You look like an ape if you don’t shave daily. You are not invited for weekend cricket matches . Every Aunty you meet ask “Shaadi kab kar rahe ho beta!!” while uncle asks “Career ka kya socha hai beta…”.. When the reality is that you are just riding the wave and going with the flow… You have all the confidence in the world but little achievements to show, You already have the first hand experience of the life , You know that whatever you have been taught about the world in schools has been sheer waste of time. You can be denied a job even after passing the test and you could be given a job if you know someone placed high enough… Politics till now was a dirty word but now you feel it everywhere. You know now love is not that blind and that friendship has its terms and conditions. .You know there is nothing for granted and free lunches are not free… Your overconfidence is now making way for a humble conscience. . You now know it is not exactly what we thought it would be..!!

some inspirational quotes

Don't be afraid of the space between 

your dreams and reality. If you can

dream it, you can make it so.

happy vishwakarma day

Wishing you nd ur family Happy Diwali glowing with 

Peace,Joy and Prosperity!..........

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Leadership is action, not position.
~ Donald H. McGannon

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Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength, mastering yourself is true power.

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IITian and Rickshaw-wala...nice piece of conversation (please read this).

IITian and Rickshaw-wala...nice piece of conversation  

             

   This one is delightfully interesting to read.

             

             There were two rickshaw-walas vying for our business, when we wanted to go to Sankat-Mochan temple in Benaras. I agreed to go with the one, who was about 20 years of age, seemed like a regular young rickshaw-wala, but I found something interesting about him. I was not proved wrong.

 

He wanted Rs 50, we said Rs 30. We settled for Rs 40.

 

Here are the highlights of the conversation that ensued, while we rode the rickshaw:

 

             "Aap kahan se aaye hain?"

 

"Delhi."

 

            "Bijness, ya kaam karte hain?"

 

"Naukri karte hain."

 

            "Kismein?"

 

"Internet mein."

 

            "Humara bhi kuch wahin kaam lagwa dijiye."

 

I just chuckled.

 

            "Main try kar raha hoon engineering padhne kee. Achchi naukri lag jaayegi tab."

 

"Achcha?" I asked a little interested.

 

"Haan, delhi mein Guru Gobind Singh Indraprashta University mein engineering ke liye apply kiya hai. Achchi hai woh university."

 

"Haan, achchi hai", I agreed.

 

            "Haan, kal hee maine JEE bhi diya."

 

"JEE matlab, IIT ka?"

 

            "Haan, Joint Entrance Examination" he pronounced it perfectly.Just to make it clear to me what JEE stood for. "Mushkil hota hai exam."

 

            "Haan, 2 saal toh log padhte hee hain uske liye, asaan nahin hai."

 

            "Delhi mein Akaash coaching institute hain na?"

 

"Haan, hai."

 

            "Aapne kya padhai kee?"

 

"Main engineer hoon, aur phir MBA bhi kiya."

 

            "Kahan se engineer?"

 

"IIT Delhi se."

 

            He swung back, surprised, a little delighted, and smiled. "Ok,

aapke liye Rs 30."

 

Swati and I laughed.

 

Swati asked "Padhai kab karte they IIT ke liye?"

 

            "Bas, rickshaw chalaane ke baad raat mein". Then he added

"Kismein engineering kee aapne?"

 

"Chemical."

 

            "Toh aapki Chemistry toh badi strong hogi."

 

"Nahin, aisa nahin hai."

 

            He continued "Yeh bataiye....jab Mendeleev ne Periodic Table

banaya tha tab kitne elements they usmein?"

 

Now it was my turn to get surprised. He was quizzing me. I said "Shayad 70-80."

 

            "No, 63" he said sharply. "Kaunse element kee electronegativity highest hai?"

 

Swati was laughing, and I didnt try too hard and said "Pata nahin."

 

"Flourine", he said confidently. Without a break he asked,"Kaunse element kee electron affinity highest hoti hai?"

 

Now I was laughing too and said "Nahin pata"

 

            "Chlorine. toh aapka kaunsa subject strong tha?" clearly having

proven that my chemistry wasn't a strong point.

 

"Physics", I said.

 

            "Achha, Newton's second law of motion kya hai?"

 

I thought I knew this one. "F=ma", I said.

 

            "Physics is not about formula, it is understanding concept!",  he reprimanded me in near perfect English. "Tell me in statement"

 

I was shocked. Swati continued to laugh.

I said "ok, Newtons second law, er....was...."

 

            " 'Was' nahin, 'is'!Second law abhi bhi hai!" he snapped at my

use of 'was'.

 

Surely, my physics wasn't impressing him either. "Yaad nahin, I said"

 

            "Force on an object is directly proportional to the mass of the

object and the acceleration of the object", he said it in near perfect

English. "Aapne M.Tech nahin kiya?"

 

"Nahin, MBA kiya"

 

            "MBA waale toh sirf paisa kamana chahte hain, kaam nahin karte."

 

"Nahin, aisa nahin hai, paisa kamaane ke liye kaam karna padta hai."  Didn't think too highly of me apparently anymore.

 

In a minute we reached our destination. We got off and I told

him that he must and should definitely study more, and that I thought he was sharp as hell. He took only Rs 30, smiled and began to leave. I got my camera out and said "Raju, ek photo leta hoon tumhari". He waved me off, dismissed the idea and rode off before I could say anything more....leaving me feeling high and dry like a spurned lover.

Damn, what a ride that was! India is changing, and changing fast.

           

             And so it goes !!!!!

change doesn't happen when circumstance improve, chang happens when u decide to improve ur circumstances.....

Boy: Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No..
......Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS..

The true measure of a man is not how he behaves in moments of comfort and convenience but how he stands at times of controversy and challenges

If you win you need not to explain. But if you lose you should not be there to explain.

Never explain yourself. Your friends don't need it and your enemies wont believe it.

You must experience and accept the extremes. Because if the contrast is lost, you lose appreciation; and when you lose appreciation, you lose the value of everything.

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.

the world will provide you with stones everyday......wat you build out of it is you outlook-A Bridge or A Wall

Confidence & Hard work is the best medicine to kill the disease called failure... It makes u a successful person.......:-)

A mind blowing & my experienced quote:
"Twice I did good,
But that I heard never !
Once I did bad and that I heard ever !"
That's life..

No jokes would sound laughable once you've heard it already.

But why the same pain,hurt more than once, when we have 
allready cried for it...

‎"Mistakes increase ur experience & experience decreases ur mistakes"

"If U learn from ur mistakes, Then Others will Learn from ur success".

When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves...

When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves...